Next bestselling book methinks...
1. Count money
2. Vacuum
3. Dust computer keyboard
4. Google blond jokes
5. Practice your phone answering voice
6. Straighten all the bills. Rubbing them against a counter edge is effective.
7. Google random, useless facts
8. Balance your checkbook
9. Count how many days until your birthday
10. Dust
11. Antibacterial wipe the crap out of everything
12. Blog about ways to pass time at work
13. File paperwork
14. Rummage through drawers and find out where backup supplies are kept
15. Photocopy your face
16. Take out the garbage
17. Look up recipes online
18. Do stretches
19. Read all of those really long work e-mails that don't really pertain to you
20. Google important work-related facts and terms
21. Practice making yourself look dignified while yawning
22. Try to guess the exact temperature outside and then check your answers on Weather.com. Do the same thing with tomorrow's forecast.
23. Figure out your wage per minute
24. Test the ink in all the pens
25. Smell everything! Never know what kinds of fascinating new smells you'll discover.
But keep in mind folks, this is only if you work at a job where you have a lot of down time. I do not work at such a place...
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